Thread Rating:

Poll

9 votes (8.49%)
33 votes (31.13%)
64 votes (60.37%)

106 members have voted

AxelWolf
AxelWolf
Joined: Oct 10, 2012
  • Threads: 127
  • Posts: 16200
April 7th, 2019 at 10:41:46 PM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

Very rarely have I found a casino too cold.

Why do people who are cold at temperatures that normal people find comfortable endlessly complain and whine instead of just wearing jackets?

Have you ever seen me not wear a jacket?
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
Rigondeaux
Rigondeaux
Joined: Aug 18, 2014
  • Threads: 23
  • Posts: 2043
April 7th, 2019 at 11:44:03 PM permalink
Quote: Face

Cuz cold sucks. Dry, recirculated, pathogenic clouds of ass dust infused fake cold where it should be warm sucks more.

Ever see a womb? Not a single one states "refrigerate after opening". If there's a hell, Willis Carrier had better be in.



I don't know why you lizardmen can't just stay in the lizard dimension. I'm sure it's all hot and terrible. Allow the humans to enjoy the cool temperatures to which we are suited.

I have not seen a womb for some time.
RS
RS
Joined: Feb 11, 2014
  • Threads: 61
  • Posts: 8388
April 8th, 2019 at 12:07:12 AM permalink
Speaking of temperatures, casinos should set the thermostat to 105° F. No questions. If youíre not, too bad, go drink some water or go back to Antarctica where your fellow penguin and polar bear buddies live. Us humanoids arenít suited to be in environments where the temperature is in the double digits ó thatís just unhealthy and far too cold. What are you, some kind of robot? 10001110101



But for real ó bathroom toilet stalls WITH NO JACKET HOOKS. WHAT IN THE $@^£@%+ are these salooneries thinking?????
# Свободный Натан
TigerWu
TigerWu 
Joined: May 23, 2016
  • Threads: 18
  • Posts: 3303
April 8th, 2019 at 8:16:12 AM permalink
I'm a scrawny little guy and I've never been too cold in a casino. I feel like they're usually pretty comfortable temperatures.
billryan
billryan
Joined: Nov 2, 2009
  • Threads: 149
  • Posts: 7391
April 8th, 2019 at 9:00:45 AM permalink
Quote: RS

Speaking of temperatures, casinos should set the thermostat to 105° F. No questions. If youíre not, too bad, go drink some water or go back to Antarctica where your fellow penguin and polar bear buddies live. Us humanoids arenít suited to be in environments where the temperature is in the double digits ó thatís just unhealthy and far too cold. What are you, some kind of robot? 10001110101



But for real ó bathroom toilet stalls WITH NO JACKET HOOKS. WHAT IN THE $@^£@%+ are these salooneries thinking?????



Jacket hooks on the door are too tempting to a thief. With good timing, a villain will be long gone before it's former owner can do anything but report what kind of shoes the scoundrelf had on. The proper placement for a jacket hook is on the back of the stall, assuming one does not travel with a body man.
DRich
DRich
Joined: Jul 6, 2012
  • Threads: 67
  • Posts: 4565
Thanks for this post from:
RSAxelWolfHunterhill
April 8th, 2019 at 10:44:08 AM permalink
I am always cold. It should be illegal to have a temperature below 78 degrees inside.

If we let casinos keep the temperature above 75 degrees the money savings would allow them to get rid of 6/5 blackjack.
Living longer does not always infer +EV
Face
Administrator
Face
Joined: Dec 27, 2010
  • Threads: 49
  • Posts: 4285
April 8th, 2019 at 10:58:52 AM permalink
Quote: Rigondeaux

I don't know why you lizardmen can't just stay in the lizard dimension. I'm sure it's all hot and terrible. Allow the humans to enjoy the cool temperatures to which we are suited.



I'll lightly modify my statement as I oft forget the desert exists. 90* at 0300 has my condolences.
The opinions of this moderator are for entertainment purposes only.
TigerWu
TigerWu 
Joined: May 23, 2016
  • Threads: 18
  • Posts: 3303
Thanks for this post from:
Rigondeaux
April 8th, 2019 at 1:17:06 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

I am always cold. It should be illegal to have a temperature below 78 degrees inside.

If we let casinos keep the temperature above 75 degrees the money savings would allow them to get rid of 6/5 blackjack.



Casinos would lose money because no one would stay more than an hour or so with that kind of heat.

Hell, it was 72 degrees in my house the other day and I was walking around in nothing but a pair of shorts.
EvenBob
EvenBob
Joined: Jul 18, 2010
  • Threads: 418
  • Posts: 22755
Thanks for this post from:
petroglyph
May 15th, 2019 at 1:08:44 PM permalink
I bought bigger microwave awhile back
and if the rotating glass turntable
comes loose it's a real MF to get
back on right. I find myself yelling
obscenities after about 15 sec. It
really seems to help..
"It's not enough to succeed, your friends must fail." Gore Vidal
TigerWu
TigerWu 
Joined: May 23, 2016
  • Threads: 18
  • Posts: 3303
May 15th, 2019 at 1:18:10 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

I bought bigger microwave awhile back
and if the rotating glass turntable
comes loose it's a real MF to get
back on right. I find myself yelling
obscenities after about 15 sec. It
really seems to help..



I bought a smaller microwave trying to be cheap and save money, but it's not worth it. It's hard to fit a lot of dishes in there, and it's a lower wattage so everything takes like 30% longer to cook. Next time I'm just going to spend the extra $20 and get a full size REAL microwave.

  • Jump to: