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petroglyph
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February 14th, 2019 at 9:06:01 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Geez, ZK. Buzzkill! Like VD isn't miserable enough for most people?

When I first saw this, I was wondering....why is Babs telling us about having an STD? lol

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I don't know anybody over the age of 12 who hasn't had it ground into their face at least one year that it's a miserable excuse to sell flowers and chocolate.

LOL.

onenickelmiracle
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February 14th, 2019 at 9:35:27 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

It's a rigged holiday. Shocker

Sane reason nobody posts on the weekends, because they're at casinos.
#FreeNATHAN #Paytheslaves
ZenKinG
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February 15th, 2019 at 2:08:55 AM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Sane reason nobody posts on the weekends, because they're at casinos.



I have NEVER until this day EVER won a rigged holiday or holiday weekend or super bowl weekend or big event weekend. How sick is that? I swear to god im gonna figure out what casinos are doing, mark my words. Enough is enough.
Any private business open to the PUBLIC (ie. droned out casinos) cannot have a criminal trespass enforced against an individual without GOOD CAUSE (Disruptive or Disorderly conduct). You will never go to prison for being thrown out of a casino for legal advantage play and then returning because it's simply unconstitutional 'as applied' to the individual. 'As applied' constitutional issues must FIRST be raised in DISTRICT COURT (trial court) to have it thrown out. You CANNOT raise it on APPEAL This is the best kept secret in the world of casinos not just in Vegas but everywhere in the country. Thank me later.
Joeman
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:10:17 AM permalink
I got Mrs. Joeman some pre-shuffled flowers and a box of Chinese prison chocolates. She was very appreciative. Although, she did wonder if the florist had taken out the some of the bigger flowers before he gave me the bouquet!

So, don't be surprised if you see her twitter blow up this morning!
"Dealer has 'rock'... Pay 'paper!'"
onenickelmiracle
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February 15th, 2019 at 10:18:00 AM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

I have NEVER until this day EVER won a rigged holiday or holiday weekend or super bowl weekend or big event weekend. How sick is that? I swear to god im gonna figure out what casinos are doing, mark my words. Enough is enough.

I have bad new year's day luck. There are only so many days like that, small sample. Others do well.
#FreeNATHAN #Paytheslaves
DogHand
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February 15th, 2019 at 1:50:17 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

I have bad new year's day luck. There are only so many days like that, small sample. Others do well.



I once got 86'd on Easter.

Dog Hand
TigerWu
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February 15th, 2019 at 2:04:49 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG

Proof of that is the need to broadcast to the world of how happy you are together. Real couples dont feel the need to broadcast to the world of their wonderful amazing happy relationship. The fact that you need to show the world that youre so happy in the relationship proves how insecure you really feel about it all and need to prove to 'yourself' that youre actually happy.



Who does this, besides high school kids?
DrawingDead
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:01:31 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Who does this, besides high school kids?

Gay people, who haven't told their parents.
unJon
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February 15th, 2019 at 4:04:19 PM permalink
Quote: ZenKinG


P.S Shout out to the bed bugs who love me unconditionally and come to suck my blood each night without ever asking for anything in return.


Unlucky at cards, lucky at love.
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong; but that is the way to bet.
DrawingDead
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February 15th, 2019 at 5:15:19 PM permalink
You missed a bet:

He pretended a date stood him up at Outback Steakhouse on Valentineís Day. Strangers picked up his tab.

Quote: Washinton Post

By 9:30 p.m., he had finished off an entire loaf of complimentary bread. People in the restaurant were starting to look at him with concern. When the server brought out more bread, Bonser didnít even bother to slice it before stuffing it in his mouth....


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