RS
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May 18th, 2018 at 6:07:18 AM permalink
Edit: never mind.
GlenG
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May 18th, 2018 at 11:16:59 AM permalink
the amount of people who think casino hired "coolers" exist are way too high.
FleaStiff
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May 18th, 2018 at 11:38:35 AM permalink
Quote: GlenG

the amount of people who think casino hired "coolers" exist are way too high.

Probably. I was going to go in and apply for a job as a cooler just to test the casino employees but then I sobered up instead.
TigerWu
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May 18th, 2018 at 12:57:12 PM permalink
Quote: GlenG

the amount of people who think casino hired "coolers" exist are way too high.



Why do people who believe in coolers even gamble? If I was the kind of person that thought coolers were real I would never set foot in a casino, since by definition that would mean I believe than random outcomes can be affected by magic and the game is inherently unfair, so why even take my chances?
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May 18th, 2018 at 1:03:46 PM permalink
Quote: TigerWu

Why do people who believe in coolers even gamble? If I was the kind of person that thought coolers were real I would never set foot in a casino, since by definition that would mean I believe than random outcomes can be affected by magic and the game is inherently unfair, so why even take my chances?



That's just silly. When the cooler is hexing one player, the karma obviously has to flow somewhere else. With luck, it flows into you and you can quickly capitalize while the cooler is still engaged with the other player.
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May 18th, 2018 at 1:04:47 PM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

Probably. I was going to go in and apply for a job as a cooler just to test the casino employees but then I sobered up instead.




It's a closed shop. If you have the right stuff, they find you.
TigerWu
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May 18th, 2018 at 1:07:24 PM permalink
I think I'm a cooler, but only against myself... haha...
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May 18th, 2018 at 3:12:50 PM permalink
I wonder if coolers stay extremely hydrated during their cooling
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May 18th, 2018 at 3:19:53 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

I wonder if coolers stay extremely hydrated during their cooling



Can only drink on their breaks, not at the table. I imagine they chant "chug, chug" back in the break room.
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May 18th, 2018 at 4:42:45 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

I wonder if coolers stay extremely hydrated during their cooling



Making six card 21s and spinning the ball so it lands in the only number without a chip on it are skills that require being fully hydrated

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