RogerKint
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Ayecarumba
February 20th, 2018 at 4:35:54 PM permalink
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Are people really so afraid of birds, they assume birds are unbeatable? I think a bird will give up an attack if threatened, hoping to return when stealth. Bark at them and raise a fist, they'll pull up.



When I was a kid, a bird dooked on my pizza at Sea World. I was so hungry that I would have eaten around it but couldn't tell the difference between the white bird dung and the white cheese on the pizza. I've been terrified of birds ever since.
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AxelWolf
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February 20th, 2018 at 5:25:29 PM permalink
Someone needs to turn this into a video game with different landscapes and scenarios.
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billryan
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MaxPen
February 20th, 2018 at 7:32:23 PM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Someone needs to turn this into a video game with different landscapes and scenarios.



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Ayecarumba
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February 21st, 2018 at 1:44:03 AM permalink
Quote: RogerKint

When I was a kid, a bird dooked on my pizza at Sea World. I was so hungry that I would have eaten around it but couldn't tell the difference between the white bird dung and the white cheese on the pizza. I've been terrified of birds ever since.

Sorry for the trauma, but that was hilarious.

The gulls are very aggressive there. I nearly throttled one that grabbed a fish from my toddlerís hand when she was feeding the seals, but there were a bunch of people watching. Flying rats is what they are.

Back to the scenario... Wolves can grab swooping birds out of the air. The open field allows no safe landing zone for the birds to peck at the rats in their talons.. They canít stay aloft forever, so when they land exhausted, the rats will overwhelm them.
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prozema
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March 2nd, 2018 at 7:23:46 PM permalink
Not that tigers are involved, but I found this:

https://nypost.com/2018/03/02/tiger-and-bear-fight-and-the-winner-is/amp/
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billryan
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March 3rd, 2018 at 12:19:16 AM permalink
I am changing my vote. I chose the human. Hopefully I can pick our noble leader Donny Jay Trump.
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