Gr8 player
Where as alot of you people here like to mentally masturbate and show how much you know about maths and state that any game where you are against a house edge is unbeatable, without ever having the balls to put the few dollars that you have aquired by living in your moms basement on the table/ I am a real world gambler playing in real casinos with real people while I consistantly win real money.
I have read alot of posts on this site, aswell as various other sites that players such as egalite and gr8 player have posted on. I find it funny that players such as these who are actually real world players unlike most here, get ridiculed when they share opinions about what works for them IN THE REAL WORLD.
I have long known that the internet is where the keyboard warriors have somewhere to feel tough, but i think this site would be slot better if people could share ideas and opinions without all the bullshit.
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You sure do talk like he does.
Betcha' think like he does, too.
Quote: rob45Is my Master back?
You sure do talk like he does.
Betcha' think like he does, too.
Nup pretty sure youre mum doesnt know how to use the internet :)
Quote: IbeatyouracesIt should be an entertaining day.
Sure it will be but dont expect me to reply too often coz I dont live in my moms basement like most here :)
Quote: IbeatyouracesIt should be an entertaining day.
I'm hoping Gazirt will play it cool…..this could be fun.
Quote: GazgirtNup pretty sure youre mum doesnt know how to use the internet :)
Actually, my mother went missing 39 years ago.
No Momma's basement here.
Quote: GazgirtSure it will be but dont expect me to reply too often coz I dont live in my moms basement like most here :)
What's wrong with cheap or free rent? :-)
Quote: GazgirtUnlike alot of the people who frequent gambling forums, I myself am a real time, chips on the table casino gambler.
Where as alot of you people here like to mentally masturbate and show how much you know about maths and state that any game where you are against a house edge is unbeatable, without ever having the balls to put the few dollars that you have aquired by living in your moms basement on the table/ I am a real world gambler playing in real casinos with real people while I consistantly win real money.
I have read alot of posts on this site, aswell as various other sites that players such as egalite and gr8 player have posted on. I find it funny that players such as these who are actually real world players unlike most here, get ridiculed when they share opinions about what works for them IN THE REAL WORLD.
I have long known that the internet is where the keyboard warriors have somewhere to feel tough, but i think this site would be slot better if people could share ideas and opinions without all the bullshit.
8=✊=D💦
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It's far more likely that someone who is putting "real chips" on the table and then comes on to a gambling forum just to insult its members is very immature. What are you trying to accomplish?
Us basement livers (well, I own my house, but sometimes frequent the basement) know all about the math and can formulate baccarat shoes without going to the casino. Many of us (I don't) have models that mimic a baccarat shoe and can come up with millions of different scenarios and betting "systems". The math is very straight forward. Card removal and its effects have been accounted for. All that's left is betting for or against streaks.
Somehow you think that there is some kind of magic at the baccarat table that can't be replicated in a lab. The fact of the matter is that there will always be a number of people who will be successful at a gambling system because simply they are lucky. And the math illustrates that. There might be a number of people in the baccarat world with the same or similar system and they fail.
The math folk on this site will continue to push the math. This is what this forum pushes.
Quote: IbeatyouracesWhat's wrong with cheap or free rent? :-)
Nothing bud keep living the dream.
Quote: boymimboIt's far more likely that someone who is putting "real chips" on the table and then comes on to a gambling forum just to insult its members is very immature. What are you trying to accomplish?
Us basement livers (well, I own my house, but sometimes frequent the basement) know all about the math and can formulate baccarat shoes without going to the casino. Many of us (I don't) have models that mimic a baccarat shoe and can come up with millions of different scenarios and betting "systems". The math is very straight forward. Card removal and its effects have been accounted for. All that's left is betting for or against streaks.
Somehow you think that there is some kind of magic at the baccarat table that can't be replicated in a lab. The fact of the matter is that there will always be a number of people who will be successful at a gambling system because simply they are lucky. And the math illustrates that. There might be a number of people in the baccarat world with the same or similar system and they fail.
The math folk on this site will continue to push the math. This is what this forum pushes.
Maybe so, maybe its luck, but if it is- you guys doing youre simulations on a computer from your moms basement will never have the chance to experience it
Quote: GazgirtMaybe so, maybe its luck, but if it is- you guys doing youre simulations on a computer from your moms basement will never have the chance to experience it
I use a smart phone dammit, get it right :-P
And by the way, I stay in a used refrigerator box on the curb!
Quote: GazgirtUnlike alot of the people who frequent gambling forums, I myself am a real time, chips on the table casino gambler.
I am a real world gambler playing in real casinos with real people while I consistantly win real money.
I have read alot of posts on this site, aswell as various other sites that players such as egalite and gr8 player have posted on. I find it funny that players such as these who are actually real world players unlike most here, get ridiculed when they share opinions about what works for them IN THE REAL WORLD.
A group of us are going this evening. It will be a real casino, and we will be using real cheques (chips).
Wanna join us?
I promise that I'll make the other guys be nice to you.
This way, in 40 years when you have grandchildren, you get to tell them that you remember this one time when you got to hang out with the cool kids.
Quote: rob45A group of us are going this evening. It will be a real casino, and we will be using real cheques (chips).
Wanna join us?
I promise that I'll make the other guys be nice to you.
This way, in 40 years when you have grandchildren, you get to tell them that you remember this one time when you got to hang out with the cool kids.
Hahaha thanks but no thanks- you and your friends sound a bit too wild for my likings- putting real money on the tables and all. Hopefully you dont spend all your pensions in one night.
Which casino do you and your friends play at?
Quote: GazgirtUnlike alot of the people who frequent gambling forums, I myself am a real time, chips on the table casino gambler.
Where as alot of you people here like to mentally masturbate and show how much you know about maths and state that any game where you are against a house edge is unbeatable, without ever having the balls to put the few dollars that you have aquired by living in your moms basement on the table/ I am a real world gambler playing in real casinos with real people while I consistantly win real money.
I have read alot of posts on this site, aswell as various other sites that players such as egalite and gr8 player have posted on. I find it funny that players such as these who are actually real world players unlike most here, get ridiculed when they share opinions about what works for them IN THE REAL WORLD.
I have long known that the internet is where the keyboard warriors have somewhere to feel tough, but i think this site would be slot better if people could share ideas and opinions without all the bullshit.8=✊=D💦 🙈
Here we go again. Brother, you ain't ever met a real time down in the trenches gambler until you met me. Have you ever rode a freight train to a poker game, Gazgirt? I have. More than one time. I started with a backpack, sleeping bag, and worked day labor for poker buy-ins. I slept in the weeds to protect my meager bankroll. Digging ditches is great therapy for a loose calling poker player. You learn not to do it, unless you want to dig another ditch. I started with nothing. I don't have any other income but my gambling earn. That's the way it's always been.
When it comes to gambling the only thing that scares me is negative expectation games. Voodoo gamblers like Gr8player come on this forum, tell everyone how they make thousands a day playing baccarat, but when asked how they do it they go into politician mode, they talk for hours without saying anything.
Gr8 is just so typical, when asked why he doesn't quit his job and go full time his response is he has family and commitments. Well, if you make thousands a day from baccarat, then you should trust your system, quit your job and make all that much more money for your family. But Gr8's excuse is just a smoke screen that most everyone on this forum see's through.
If you want to play negative games that's your business. I won't knock you for it. But don't expect me to believe you beat the game. Not in the long run. Don't expect me to believe it's your only source of income, that it pays your rent/mortgage, buys your groceries, pays the bar tab. That's the real test of a professional gambler, one who can stand the test of time with gambling earn as his/her only income.
Are you down in the trenches like that, Gazgirt? Is gambling your only source of income? Because it is my only income. Lets git it on.
Quote: mickeycrimmVoodoo gamblers like Gr8player come on this forum, tell everyone how they make thousands a day playing baccarat, but when asked how they do it they go into politician mode, they talk for hours without saying anything.
Gr8 is just so typical, when asked why he doesn't quit his job and go full time his response is he has family and commitments. Well, if you make thousands a day from baccarat, then you should trust your system, quit your job and make all that much more money for your family. But Gr8's excuse is just a smoke screen that most everyone on this forum see's through.
Hello, mickeycrimm, I trust all is well with you.
Me a "voodoo gambler"? I should think not.
A "politician"? Again, not I.
And, no, I do not "make thousands a day from baccarat", mickeycrimm; I'm afraid you're confusing me with another former member (now banished) of this esteemed forum.
I would never "quit my job", for my family commitments are paramount to me. Firstly, their needs trump mine, and, secondly, I live nowhere near a casino and would need to be away for most of the week in order for me to play enough Baccarat to match my current income.
That's not an "excuse", mickeycrimm, it is the simple truth. When you read anything "gr8player", that's all you'll ever read: truth.
Have yourself a nice day, mickeycrimm.
Gambling is a small portion of my income- I gamble 4-5 hrs a week. I think I would possibly bet alot more emotionally if I knew my life dependedon it.
Is this forum supposed for members to share their thoughts and knowledge??????
Then we have someone joining TODAY and start trash talking. What a day !!!!!!!!
Quote: speedycrapWhat a thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this forum supposed for members to share their thoughts and knowledge??????
Then we have someone joining TODAY and start trash talking. What a day !!!!!!!!
Im not trash talking - just stating the obvious.
Quote: Gazgirtwithout ever having the balls to put the few dollars that you have aquired by living in your moms basement on the table
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In my case I might end up in my mom's basement due to huge gambling loses. Really don't want to get into the size of our ***** uh bets but I'm 100% sure your not in the high limits room.
Quote: speedycrapWhat a thread !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this forum supposed for members to share their thoughts and knowledge??????
Then we have someone joining TODAY and start trash talking. What a day !!!!!!!!
Just because I joined today doesn't make it any less true that most of you are 'theoretical gamblers' sitting behind a computer in a basement somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
Quote: treetopbuddyIn my case I might end up in my mom's basement due to huge gambling loses. Really don't want to get into the size of our ***** uh bets but I'm 100% sure your not in the high limits room.
Actually I do most my playing in the high limit room.
I think I can hear your mum yelling at you for forgetting to make your bed
http://www.fabpedigree.com/james/mathmen.htm
Quote: GazgirtUnlike alot of the people who frequent gambling forums, I myself am a real time, chips on the table casino gambler.
Where as alot of you people here like to mentally masturbate and show how much you know about maths and state that any game where you are against a house edge is unbeatable, without ever having the balls to put the few dollars that you have aquired by living in your moms basement on the table/ I am a real world gambler playing in real casinos with real people while I consistantly win real money.
I have read alot of posts on this site, aswell as various other sites that players such as egalite and gr8 player have posted on. I find it funny that players such as these who are actually real world players unlike most here, get ridiculed when they share opinions about what works for them IN THE REAL WORLD.
I have long known that the internet is where the keyboard warriors have somewhere to feel tough, but i think this site would be slot better if people could share ideas and opinions without all the bullshit.
8=✊=D💦
🙈
Which progression system do you use?
Quote: anonimussWhich progression system do you use?
Martingale lol
Quote: anonimussFor someone that doesn't live in his mom's basement you seem to be refreshing this page every few seconds waiting for attention then replying immediately.
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Quote: GazgirtJust because I joined today doesn't make it any less true that most of you are 'theoretical gamblers' sitting behind a computer in a basement somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
I started out with nothing but the theoretical. Everyone has to start somewhere. I don't teach my current plays. I have to protect my position. But I've gone though hundreds of plays in the last 18 years. There is nothing I can show the elite gamblers/mathematicians on this site. But I can let the younger generation, the up and coming, know how us older guys did it in our day. Anything I can do to help them on their way. If I can I will give those who aspire to gambling success everything I know.
And I fully expect many in the younger generations to take the game to a much higher level than I ever did.
Quote: mickeycrimmGr8player, Gazgirt, you gentlemen are being polite to me so I will do the same to you. But if you really believe you can defy the math of gambling then it's not just me you are disagreeing with. You are also disagreeing with these folks. Sorry, but I put a hell of a lot more faith in them than you.
http://www.fabpedigree.com/james/mathmen.htm
Great link there Mr. Crimm! And as somebody else said, have a great day,,,,, but I actually mean it.
And if you want to be a productive and welcome member of the forum, tell us what you do.... Just telling us you play in the real world doesn't mean much... Tell us you bet $100 on player until you see a tie, then switch, or whatever you do!
Thanks!
What makes you think "We all live in a basement" and don't put money on the line?
I have not seen a casino built yet that survives by paying out MORE than it takes in from its gambling.
Just a fact on that.
If you spend 4-5 hours a week at whatever table you like, then great. But that doesn't make you a "professional" gambler.
Welcome to the forum. Just because they are math geeks, doesn't mean they can't figure out your number.
SFB
Quote: SOOPOOWhere do you play?
And if you want to be a productive and welcome member of the forum, tell us what you do.... Just telling us you play in the real world doesn't mean much... Tell us you bet $100 on player until you see a tie, then switch, or whatever you do!
Thanks
