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January 19th, 2014 at 11:08:37 AM permalink
Quote: nmacgre

Naturally I did a google search for keywords "escort" and her username, in an effort to find the perfect security escort. Let's just say I was SHOCKED and heart broken by the search results.



Maybe that was a different JuicieJennie. I lost count of how many phonies are running around using my moniker.
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:03:24 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Maybe that was a different JuicieJennie. I lost count of how many phonies are running around using my moniker.



Man, I REALLY hope that is the case. I might have jumped to conclusions based on the uncommon spelling of juicy. Did she happen to email you from a yahoo account?
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:05:00 PM permalink
Quote: nmacgre

I figure it is time I give you all an update in a tale of a man in love with someone of the juicie persuasion. In preparations for her flight to the ATL, I looked into some safety precautions for her. I thought it would be wise to have a security escort fly out here with her. I really just didn't want her juicieness compromised on her flight, or worse Atlanta's MARTA system. Naturally I did a google search for keywords "escort" and her username, in an effort to find the perfect security escort. Let's just say I was SHOCKED and heart broken by the search results. Juicieness for hire does NOT interest me. Needless to say the whole plan fell apart from there. Now I have to figure out a way to claim all these expenses either on my taxes or through my company. Any help appreciated.



Make sure you book her a flight not on Southwest, she might end up at the wrong airport.
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:35:41 PM permalink
Quote: 1BB

I'd like to hear about your blackjack experience at Caesars. Why did you choose Caesars? What were the table minimums and what was your top bet? What were the rules of the game you played and the number of decks? How were you and the others at the table treated by the dealers?



well my friend wanted to go to caesar's so i played there and liked the place! i went back next day during day (around noon) and played at the single deck table minimum $10 (but i started betting $15 minimum) and when i kept winning almost every hand, i raised my bet to like $35 to $50 at the most; i came in with $200. The whole table was winning i believe that was my/the lucky streak. dealers were very kind and funny and entertaining i like happy dealers; i tipped them every time i got blackjack
idk why i got up and cashed out maybe because i was there for 4 hrs oh i remember why! bcuz i was getting hungry! butt i shouldn't have left that table because sure enough, when i returned to the table after eating, my "streak" was gone. i left the place after losing 2 hands in a row
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:37:42 PM permalink
Quote: sodawater

The outside edges of your Bike $25 chip look almost exactly like the outside edges of a $500 Borgata chip -- especially when covered by a Dove chocolate.





ur so cute!! ya i noticed my purple dove choco is same colors as the $25 bike chip!!~ idk why i took out my choco piece and put it on the table/my chips! then i ate it
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:44:25 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Welcome back. I would suggest not playing blackjack at the LA casinos, due to the 1% fee per hand. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Everybody else, remember the forum rules and mind your manners.



ya i haaaate the stupid $1/hand thing; the bicycle casino does have 50 cent/hand and the crystal park casino has no collection at all!~
but when win, the 1% fee/hand isn't too bad ?
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:44:49 PM permalink
Quote: Beethoven9th

Being skeptical is one thing, but I can't believe the members here who are demanding a photo or video with a sign. That's so ridiculous. lol



:-D
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:45:47 PM permalink
Quote: Transcend

Not demanding, just saying it would be the easiest way of proving the validity of said poster.



i'm sure there are members on this forum who live in cali/los angeles and who know or go to the local casinos in L.A.; like i said before, i go to the bicycle often so ......
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:49:54 PM permalink
Quote: nmacgre

Man, I REALLY hope that is the case. I might have jumped to conclusions based on the uncommon spelling of juicy. Did she happen to email you from a yahoo account?



noo i emailed him from my gmail account~
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January 19th, 2014 at 12:51:28 PM permalink
Quote: juiciejennie

i'm sure there are members on this forum who live in cali/los angeles and who know or go to the local casinos in L.A.; like i said before, i go to the bicycle often so ......


The next time you're in Vegas, there's a great guy here named djatc who can show you around. :)
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January 19th, 2014 at 1:27:58 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

In that unlikely event, I'll have to give a lecture on the Nash Equilibrium beforehand.

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?
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January 19th, 2014 at 1:41:16 PM permalink
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Quote: Wizard

In that unlikely event, I'll have to give a lecture on the Nash Equilibrium beforehand.

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?



That would be the dream (nightmare) sequence.... In real life, you KNOW... no one ever ditches the Blonde!
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January 19th, 2014 at 1:55:41 PM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

Quote: HotBlonde

Quote: Wizard

In that unlikely event, I'll have to give a lecture on the Nash Equilibrium beforehand.

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?



That would be the dream (nightmare) sequence.... In real life, you KNOW... no one ever ditches the Blonde!



I never understood society's attraction to blondes. Then again I never understood society.
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January 19th, 2014 at 2:20:46 PM permalink
Quote: rudeboyoi

Quote: SOOPOO

Quote: HotBlonde

Quote: Wizard

In that unlikely event, I'll have to give a lecture on the Nash Equilibrium beforehand.

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?



That would be the dream (nightmare) sequence.... In real life, you KNOW... no one ever ditches the Blonde!



I never understood society's attraction to blondes. Then again I never understood society.



Its the american dream. Owning a home, scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game, marrying a blonde, actually redhead
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January 19th, 2014 at 2:40:48 PM permalink
Quote: djatc

Quote: rudeboyoi

Quote: SOOPOO

Quote: HotBlonde

Quote: Wizard

In that unlikely event, I'll have to give a lecture on the Nash Equilibrium beforehand.

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?



That would be the dream (nightmare) sequence.... In real life, you KNOW... no one ever ditches the Blonde!



I never understood society's attraction to blondes. Then again I never understood society.



Its the american dream. Owning a home, scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game, marrying a blonde, actually redhead



Selling Women's shoes count?
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January 19th, 2014 at 3:18:01 PM permalink
Quote: HotBlonde

Hey, wait a minute. Is that the one where the guys all ditch the blonde?



Yup. Sometimes one has to sacrifice his own self interests for the benefit of the heard. If everyone does that, all come out ahead, ... except the blonde.
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January 19th, 2014 at 3:45:17 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Yup. Sometimes one has to sacrifice his own self interests for the benefit of the heard. If everyone does that, all come out ahead, ... except the blonde.

:(
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January 19th, 2014 at 3:46:35 PM permalink
Quote: Wizard

Yup. Sometimes one has to sacrifice his own self interests for the benefit of the heard. If everyone does that, all come out ahead, ... except the blonde.

Is there some sort of underlying message you're trying to say here? I thought you were my friend ...(softly weeps).
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January 19th, 2014 at 3:51:22 PM permalink
Out with the old, In with the new.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 19th, 2014 at 3:57:11 PM permalink
Wow, maybe I should make a new name and come back pretending to be a female model. Not only would I be able to drop an occassional F-bomb with impunity, I wouldn't even have to ask the Wiz any questions...he'd offer me strategy advice.
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January 19th, 2014 at 4:00:07 PM permalink
I bought a time machine and went to WOV Con 2014. Here is what transpired between the Wizard, HB and JJ.



There was then a 20 question test on the origins of Snoopy.
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January 19th, 2014 at 4:47:22 PM permalink
Quote: Perdition

I bought a time machine and went to WOV Con 2014. Here is what transpired between the Wizard, HB and JJ.



There was then a 20 question test on the origins of Snoopy.

Very Funny

after the fight some people might say this would happen, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2pN75m5Czc one only need to watch up to about 2:40
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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January 19th, 2014 at 4:57:10 PM permalink
Quote: Perdition

There was then a 20 question test on the origins of Snoopy.



Post of the day.
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February 16th, 2014 at 9:51:16 AM permalink
Classic, and in reference to this entire thread... God bless the internet. This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I've ever read. I'll stop there to avoid getting banned....
Wait, it's a long term advantage?
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