AlanMendelson
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July 9th, 2013 at 4:58:56 PM permalink
A casino will tell you all sorts of things when they don't want you around. Usually what they say will be either neutral or even flattering, because they don't want to give you any reason for a lawsuit. Some examples. Got any more?

1. We are uncomfortable with your play.
2. You are too good for us.
3. You win too much.
4. You need to play in a higher limit casino.
5. You will do better elsewhere.
EvenBob
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July 9th, 2013 at 5:09:03 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

Got any more?

1. We are uncomfortable with your play.
2. You are too good for us.
3. You win too much.
4. You need to play in a higher limit casino.
5. You will do better elsewhere.



6. We don't like your action.
7. Your play isn't for us.
9. We like your play but its not for us.
10. You're welcome to play any other game except this one.
11. We can't afford your play.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
Ibeatyouraces
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July 9th, 2013 at 5:51:39 PM permalink
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EvenBob
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:04:36 PM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

I'll be amazed the day they say, "You have a mathematical advantage against us and we don't like that and don't want you in our casino(s) ever again."



Geez, I forgot a really common one.

"You're way too lucky for us." I think
they use that one a lot. How could you
argue with it.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
KB1
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:05:19 PM permalink
The pit boss looks at me with a smirk........."You've got all our green chips"
I smile at him and say......"Color"


KB1
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Pokeraddict
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:09:02 PM permalink
Gold Dust in Deadwood was not nearly this polite to me.

"Get the F out of here, you are no longer welcome here"

I got the last laugh when they went out of business six months ago.
DJTeddyBear
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:16:57 PM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

I'll be amazed the day they say, "You have a mathematical advantage against us and we don't like that and don't want you in our casino(s) ever again."

I doubt Bob will ever hear that.
Evidence:
Quote: EvenBob

6. We don't like your action.
7. Your play isn't for us.
9. We like your play but its not for us.
10. You're welcome to play any other game except this one.
11. We can't afford your play.

Where's number 8???
I invented a few casino games. Info: http://www.DaveMillerGaming.com/ ————————————————————————————————————— Superstitions are silly, childish, irrational rituals, born out of fear of the unknown. But how much does it cost to knock on wood? 😁
rdw4potus
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:19:28 PM permalink
Quote: Pokeraddict

Gold Dust in Deadwood was not nearly this polite to me.

"Get the F out of here, you are no longer welcome here"

I got the last laugh when they went out of business six months ago.



Damn! I knew I should have gone out there last summer. One more chip I'll never collect!
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EvenBob
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:20:22 PM permalink
Quote: DJTeddyBear

I doubt Bob will ever hear that.
Evidence:Where's number 8???



Superstition. Why is there no number 4 spot at the bac table.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
KB1
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July 9th, 2013 at 6:38:25 PM permalink
You're right aces.

What I did was Color out and go to the room,with quite a few $1000.
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July 9th, 2013 at 7:02:13 PM permalink
Get away from my window, or I'm calling the cops.

Oh, the casino...

That was embarrassing.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
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July 9th, 2013 at 8:22:08 PM permalink
For me, they don't want me around when they send $5-20 FP.
I am a robot.
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July 9th, 2013 at 8:34:22 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

A casino will tell you all sorts of things when they don't want you around. Usually what they say will be either neutral or even flattering, because they don't want to give you any reason for a lawsuit. Some examples. Got any more?



"Buddy, you're done for the night."
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July 10th, 2013 at 10:55:03 AM permalink
Well, when they close the table on you with chips still on the table, that can be a hint...
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
AlanMendelson
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July 10th, 2013 at 12:23:40 PM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

Well, when they close the table on you with chips still on the table, that can be a hint...



Can they do that????
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July 10th, 2013 at 2:03:34 PM permalink
cash out and come with us.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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July 10th, 2013 at 2:14:26 PM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

A casino will tell you all sorts of things when they don't want you around. Usually what they say will be either neutral or even flattering, because they don't want to give you any reason for a lawsuit. Some examples. Got any more?

1. We are uncomfortable with your play.
2. You are too good for us.
3. You win too much.
4. You need to play in a higher limit casino.
5. You will do better elsewhere.



Ben and Tony want to give you a tour of what goes on "behind the scenes" but they are busy now, tell you what, we will make it automatic on your next visit!
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July 10th, 2013 at 2:14:36 PM permalink
If I understand you correctly, sure, why not?

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July 12th, 2013 at 2:26:44 AM permalink
Quote: AlanMendelson

Quote: beachbumbabs

Well, when they close the table on you with chips still on the table, that can be a hint...

Can they do that????



Can and do, and not just b/c of AP's. Sometimes it's a boss just following a schedule...? Really? Yes, on a full table at a carnie game no less!
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
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July 12th, 2013 at 2:29:41 AM permalink
"We're gonna go ahead and ask you to call it a night. You're not 86'd - feel free to come back. Just no more tonight." Mind you, I wasn't even playing - just surveying their progressive slots.
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
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July 12th, 2013 at 2:31:00 AM permalink
Quote: Mission146

Get away from my window, or I'm calling the cops.

Oh, the casino...

That was embarrassing.



Damn, you beat me to it! Were you able to see anything?
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
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July 12th, 2013 at 2:34:22 AM permalink
Probably over a hundred times for me; I like to play from about 12 to 8am, when the place has calmed down. Even a couple times when I've been playing black. But depending on the casino, their schedule is sacrosanct. I've never, to my knowledge, been backed off, but I've been shut down lots.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
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October 31st, 2013 at 7:58:28 AM permalink
Maybe I just look menacing or something, but I've never had the "polite" or "flattering" backoff/flat bet/86. It's either been outright negative:
"I want you to take your chips, cash them out, leave and never come back. You know exactly why."
Or the vague but firm:
"You can keep playing blackjack all you want, but you are restricted to a flat bet." At which point he went into a 5 minute description of what it meant to be "flat bet."
Or the short and sweet:
"We can't let you play here." as I'm trying to buy in.

Never the "you're too good for us" or "you're too lucky" or whatever. C'est la vie, it won't keep me up at night.
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October 31st, 2013 at 8:42:32 AM permalink
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October 31st, 2013 at 9:58:35 AM permalink
Has anyone ever been backed off or 86'ed solely for winning too much? Not card counting or anything, just getting really lucky?
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October 31st, 2013 at 10:34:35 AM permalink
Quote: Jimmer

Has anyone ever been backed off or 86'ed solely for winning too much? Not card counting or anything, just getting really lucky?

If the suits determine that some jerk is winning fair and square that is when they usually step in with the free room offer or something to keep you (and your winnings there) so that when your luck changes and you give it all back, you give it all back to them and not to some other casino that you took their money to.

If you are nickel and dimeing them at BJ, they will back you off or even boot you because the amount is relatively low but if you are simply lucky and keep pressing that luck all night long, they don't want you wandering off with what they consider to be their money.
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October 31st, 2013 at 11:38:02 AM permalink
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