I may be a nerd
Quote: PokerGrinderI really hope you’re kidding lol
I am not kidding.
on beaches, in bars, on boats... DRich should inform the two young ladies that nerds can multi-task and that he won't forget their ear lobes, nipples and undersides of their breasts which are places vacationing women often forget need sunscreen.Quote: TigerWuThey have nude beaches in the Caribbean?
Quote: TigerWuThey have nude beaches in the Caribbean?
Definitely. The fact that some women are topless or nude does not mean that they are looking for sex. It is best to pretend that you have seen boobs before - actually, you should pretend that you have seen many, many boobs before.
Etiquette tip: Its definitely impolite to make sucking noises with your mouth.
Quote: DRichI am wrapping up a wonderful 9 day vacation in the Caribbean. About five feet behind me there are two beautiful naked women rubbing After-Sun lotion on each other and I am sitting here reading this website. I may be a nerd.
protip you know your a man when you can ignore the boobs because you know a woman is more than her body parts and if she uses her body parts to define herself as a woman then shes not worth it in the first place to begin with no matter how hot. unless she specifically asks for a crazy few nights where she tells you its okay to use her body in return for use of your body then screw it pun intended
Quote: GWAEpics or it didn't happen
Nice try but you’re going to have to just watch porn like every other night lol.
Quote: PokerGrinderNice try but you’re going to have to just watch porn like every other night lol.
hahaha, cant come up with a whitty comeback
Quote: GWAEhahaha, cant come up with a whitty comeback
(He types while loading up pornhub)
Whats new?Quote: GWAEhahaha, cant come up with a whitty comeback
Quote: AxelWolfWhats new?
Eww you need to start drinking again.
Quote: TigerWuThey have nude beaches in the Caribbean?
Yes, but we were in the condo. We don't go to the nude beaches. I was sitting on the balcony with my laptop and the girls were right behind me in the air conditioning, they just got out of the shower, and were putting the lotion on.
A few years ago the three of us were here and I had a similar moment. We are in the Caribbean on a beautiful romantic night and I am laying in bed with two beautiful lady's at my side, it is Valentines Day. I was reading a book.
Quote: DRichYes, but we were in the condo. We don't go to the nude beaches. I was sitting on the balcony with my laptop and the girls were right behind me in the air conditioning, they just got out of the shower, and were putting the lotion on.
A few years ago the three of us were here and I had a similar moment. We are in the Caribbean on a beautiful romantic night and I am laying in bed with two beautiful lady's at my side, it is Valentines Day. I was reading a book.
Wait is this a poligimy type of situation
Quote: GWAEWait is this a poligimy type of situation
Polygamy is illegal in all 50 states.
Quote: DRichPolygamy is illegal in all 50 states.
Is that your way of pleading the 5th
Quote: TigerWuI once got a massage from two girls at the same time. It hurt and I didn't enjoy it.
You should have taken your graphing calculator out of your pocket 🧐
Quote: AyecarumbaYou should have taken your graphing calculator out of your pocket 🧐
The three of us sit down to order dinner and my wife immediately gets sick before we even ordered drinks. She rushes back off to our place to get sick and texts me that she won't becoming back. This is the classic reason that it always makes sense to bring a backup wife on vacation. I wouldn't want to eat alone on my anniversary.
Wife and I on patio before anniversary dinner
French restaurant for anniversary dinner.
Backup wife at dinner with me
Quote: DRichTomorrow is my wife and my anniversary but tonight is our last night of vacation so we decided to go out for a nice dinner. My wife selected this nice open air French restaurant about 200 feet from our place.
The three of us sit down to order dinner and my wife immediately gets sick before we even ordered drinks. She rushes back off to our place to get sick and texts me that she won't becoming back. This is the classic reason that it always makes sense to bring a backup wife on vacation. I wouldn't want to eat alone on my anniversary.
Wife and I on patio before anniversary dinner
French restaurant for anniversary dinner.
Backup wife at dinner with me
Congratulations DRich! I hope your wife is feeling better soon. It’s a bummer to be ill on vacation.
That is an open question since Obergefell v. Hodges. The Supreme Court decision defined legal marriage as a consensual agreement reached by adults. That could conceivably include polygamy, polyandry and even incest past the age of 18.Quote: DRichPolygamy is illegal in all 50 states.
"Requiring states to license same-sex marriage is grounded in the Fourteenth Amendment’s Due Process clause. The right to marry, including for same-sex couples, is fundamental under the Constitution for four reasons: (i) individual autonomy dictates our personal choice on who to marry; (ii) we have a right to enjoy intimate association; (iii) it protects children and families, because children suffer if they are raised by unmarried parents; (iv) marriage is a keystone to our nation’s social order." legal dictionary
We should start Nerds Anonymous. Hi, my name is Daniel, and I'm a nerd...
If only this was the normal for nerds.Quote: CrystalMathJesus... never saw the original post, but you are a nerd, DRich. I'm a nerd too. My wife calls this the nerd forum, which I really can't disagree with.
We should start Nerds Anonymous. Hi, my name is Daniel, and I'm a nerd...
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Quote: CrystalMathJesus... never saw the original post, but you are a nerd, DRich. I'm a nerd too. My wife calls this the nerd forum, which I really can't disagree with.
We should start Nerds Anonymous. Hi, my name is Daniel, and I'm a nerd...
My wife also refers to this as the nerd forum. When we have a get together with forum members I just tell her that I am going out with the nerds. She is comfortable with that and has no inclination to join us.
