SOOPOO
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November 27th, 2010 at 1:37:05 PM permalink
Jerry, what do you mean by a sure thing? You can't possibly mean that there is NO CHANCE that the Eagles will cover. How many 'sure thing bets' have you identified, and have you ever been wrong on one of them? My experience with the NFL is that there are no sure things.
Mosca
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November 27th, 2010 at 2:10:52 PM permalink
Quote: mkl654321

Lulz? Plural of "lol"?



azackly.
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JerryLogan
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November 27th, 2010 at 2:34:08 PM permalink
Quote: SOOPOO

Jerry, what do you mean by a sure thing? You can't possibly mean that there is NO CHANCE that the Eagles will cover. How many 'sure thing bets' have you identified, and have you ever been wrong on one of them? My experience with the NFL is that there are no sure things.



That's an expression for "if I don't win this bet then you can call me any name you like and I won't mind". I'll put it in slightly different terms: Last week I made a bet I KNEW I would win because of what I knew that probably few others did. I put this game on nearly the same level. I'm just not betting as much on it because I was somewhat loose betting as much as I did when I never have before.
thecesspit
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November 27th, 2010 at 3:02:52 PM permalink
Quote: JerryLogan

Vomited some boring rambling essay...



Yadda, yadda, yadda.
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept, thought nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
ElectricDreams
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November 27th, 2010 at 3:06:11 PM permalink
Quote: JerryLogan

I should post a picture of my wife's legs; makes her look like she's still in her mid-twenties.



I dare you to post pictures of your smoking hot wife's legs, so we can all be jealous or whatever. Do it.
mkl654321
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November 27th, 2010 at 4:10:47 PM permalink
Quote: JerryLogan

Yeah like I'm gonna care if a bunch of whiners too afraid to post their real names, are also cowardly.

I should post a picture of my wife's legs; makes her look like she's still in her mid-twenties. Of course, I WAS thinking it would impress most of you, but seeing that I was dead wrong about how the majority of this board's members were in the upper middle class neighborhood only to discover how so many are merely simple cheapskates that actually pull in LESS than mkl....believing nice legs could impress anyone who believes making theoretical dollars is better than making real money or how putting out gaming challenges is ONLY done to solicit more stupid theories from people who get chubbies from reading formulas and statistics, it'd be another ginormous waste of time.

So lets get back to complimenting how generous and gentle the casinos are, why laying blame for winning or losing a bet makes anonymous posters cry like ferocious brutes, how the poor & talent-starved uneducated dealers need tips to survive the wonderful LV real estate boom, and how pickup trucks intimidate your typical girly-car driver.

Or, we could all wait for the next mkl essay that's full of made-up-on-the-go assertions hits the pavement.



The above post by Jerry contains at least nine assertions, and here we were thinking that Jerry was dead-set against assertions. Especially the "made-up" kind, like the ones above. He also seems to hate the concept of the essay--could this be the result of failing grades received during his seven years of high school (note that I haven't written a single essay on this board--which means that he doesn't even know what an essay IS, even though he's against them)?

Don't be a hypocrite, Jerry. Take yourself "behind the woodshed" for making so many of those awful, made-up assertions.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
mkl654321
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November 27th, 2010 at 4:12:38 PM permalink
Quote: ElectricDreams

I dare you to post pictures of your smoking hot wife's legs, so we can all be jealous or whatever. Do it.



They won't be of his wife's legs.

And I can't for the life of me understand why he would insult his wife by saying that her IQ is in the twenties. She HAS to be smarter than that!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
mkl654321
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November 27th, 2010 at 4:13:50 PM permalink
Quote: JerryLogan

That's an expression for "if I don't win this bet then you can call me any name you like and I won't mind". I'll put it in slightly different terms: Last week I made a bet I KNEW I would win because of what I knew that probably few others did. I put this game on nearly the same level. I'm just not betting as much on it because I was somewhat loose betting as much as I did when I never have before.



I bet on a coin flip. I called "heads".

It came up heads.

I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
JerryLogan
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November 27th, 2010 at 4:14:23 PM permalink
Quote: ElectricDreams

I dare you to post pictures of your smoking hot wife's legs, so we can all be jealous or whatever. Do it.



I'll tell you what. I just talked to her about this post, and we agreed she's do it if that guy Michael Bluejay actually goes through with that challenge he offerred that R. Singer accepted but has been subsequently turned down. I've already heard all the weak reasons and excuses why not. Now how about talking the guy into actually DOING something with substance instead of soliciting a bunch of theories. What's the difference if it's a table game or a machine, it's all casino gambling.

Why this? Remember the time Singer and his wife were over for dinner, well, it was his WIFE who commented on how Mrs. Logan had such nice young-looking legs. So let's see if we can cut a deal.
JerryLogan
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November 27th, 2010 at 4:16:09 PM permalink
Quote: mkl654321

I bet on a coin flip. I called "heads".

It came up heads.

I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!



More weak attempts at not showing your envy. The difference? I posted the bet before the game was played. You're pretending it wasn't.
I win you lose again.

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