DRich
DRich
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November 3rd, 2015 at 6:07:27 PM permalink
"Maybe if I play that slot I will have a shot with that hot young girl playing Sex in The City next to me."
Order from chaos
TwoFeathersATL
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November 3rd, 2015 at 6:33:27 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

"Maybe if I play that slot I will have a shot with that hot young girl playing Sex in The City next to me."


Best answer yet, by DRich.
Why don't I see those hot young girls playing whatever? Now I have to scout the 'sex in the city' machines?
I'm afraid I have to admit, some of the +EV plays are behind me. Maybe. Some are still waiting on me. If it has anything to do with "hot young girls", I'll prolly lose more than my average ;-(
Youuuuuu MIGHT be a 'rascal' if.......(nevermind ;-)...2F
HowMany
HowMany
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November 3rd, 2015 at 6:39:36 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

"Maybe if I play that slot I will have a shot with that hot young girl playing Sex in The City next to me."



Pay the man.
AxelWolf
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November 3rd, 2015 at 9:11:21 PM permalink
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"Maybe if I play that slot I will have a shot with that hot young girl playing Sex in The City next to me."

Sounds very specific.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
tringlomane
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November 3rd, 2015 at 9:17:25 PM permalink
Quote: DRich

"Maybe if I play that slot I will have a shot with that hot young girl playing Sex in The City next to me."



Yep, thought that at Bill's Gambling Hall in Dec. of 2011 at about 4:30am. Sat down because of her. She didn't even proposition me...lol

At least I won $20 from "Sex in the City" though in ~10 minutes. She probably noticed I was min betting. lol
ahiromu
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November 3rd, 2015 at 10:09:49 PM permalink
- That the number of beeps you press the WoF spin button affects the payout. So ashamed of this one.

- I'm a sucker for near misses.
Its - Possessive; It's - "It is" / "It has"; There - Location; Their - Possessive; They're - "They are"
MrV
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November 3rd, 2015 at 10:55:20 PM permalink
You've simply GOT to talk dirty, really dirty, to the slut machine.

Call it every name in the book; go off like a drunken sailor, loudly and often, and when you're done yelling give it the stink eye for at least thirty seconds, then fart loudly, smile broadly and go for it.

Ka-ching!
"What, me worry?"
Kentry
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November 4th, 2015 at 4:31:35 AM permalink
Lol at "Slots or sluts?" Here's food for thought. The Anagram of Slot is Lost. Which is so well fitting. ;)
ajemeister
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November 4th, 2015 at 6:06:21 AM permalink
or lots
Ibeatyouraces
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November 4th, 2015 at 6:13:39 AM permalink
"Lots" of people have "lost" at a "slot" machine.
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!

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