YesThereReal
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July 1st, 2013 at 11:17:16 PM permalink
i work at a casino and i see lots of ppl play black jack and sum make alot of money. i want to learn how to play so i can make money to. i tryed play the other day at a another casino and i didt win and even the dealer made fun of me. so thats why i found this forum so i could to learn black jack. or is there a easyer game like craps or sumthing?
FleaStiff
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:03:03 AM permalink
Sum people learn it as blackjack, sum people learn it as "21" but everybody, dey learn it by age nine. Sum people play Strip Blackjack, that has different rules and goals but usually losing and laughter are the goals for Strip Blackjack.

Sum dealers make fun of players, those dealers don't get tips. Therefore anybody what gets made fun of has sure done sumthing bad.

Sum people think craps very much easier than blackjack but sum people like to sit down.
MonkeyMonkey
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:07:55 AM permalink
Quote: FleaStiff

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Wow, that was helpful.

Probably the best first step would to be to get a basic strategy chart. There are free to play online blackjack games where you can practice or if you chose to try it in a casino find the lowest limit game you can to keep the cost of the learning experience down. I personally would not recommend craps as a first table game to learn.
EvenBob
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July 2nd, 2013 at 11:54:07 AM permalink
Quote: YesThereReal

i work at a casino and i see lots of ppl play black jack and sum make alot of money. i want to learn how to play so i can make money to. i tryed play the other day at a another casino and i didt win and even the dealer made fun of me. so thats why i found this forum so i could to learn black jack. or is there a easyer game like craps or sumthing?



How is it you know how to spell words like learn,
money, another, dealer, found, forum. Yet you
mangle words like some, tried, didn't, easier,
and something? Those words are just as hard
to spell and the others. Its almost like you're
doing it on purpose.
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
YesThereReal
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:12:07 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

How is it you know how to spell words like learn,
money, another, dealer, found, forum. Yet you
mangle words like some, tried, didn't, easier,
and something? Those words are just as hard
to spell and the others. Its almost like you're
doing it on purpose.



i dont know. u want me to admit im dumb??? ok im dumb. can you tell how to win black jack?
Ibeatyouraces
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:18:00 PM permalink
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DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
YesThereReal
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:22:12 PM permalink
Quote: Ibeatyouraces

Own the casino.



lol may be sumday

is it to hard to tell me how to play good am i ask the wrong thing???
EvenBob
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:46:19 PM permalink
Quote: YesThereReal

i dont know. u want me to admit im dumb??? ok im dumb. can you tell how to win black jack?



Its not dumb. Its just odd that you spell
some words fine sometimes and then
misspell the same words at other times.
Its like you're trying to misspell them on
purpose. Why are you doing that?
"It's not called gambling if the math is on your side."
YesThereReal
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July 2nd, 2013 at 12:52:31 PM permalink
Quote: EvenBob

Its not dumb. Its just odd that you spell
some words fine sometimes and then
misspell the same words at other times.
Its like you're trying to misspell them on
purpose. Why are you doing that?



i spell however it looks best to me or how i remeber them i dont see very good and i have a problem that i cant even try to spell with words look wierd for me. do u know how to win black jack or just quiz me about why i dont spell good???
drussell0208
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July 12th, 2013 at 8:26:49 AM permalink
Quote: YesThereReal

i spell however it looks best to me or how i remeber them i dont see very good and i have a problem that i cant even try to spell with words look wierd for me. do u know how to win black jack or just quiz me about why i dont spell good???



The way you post makes you seem like a troll. Just spend a little more time spelling things correctly and you will get a better response from people on this forum. My suggestion to you is to go to the wizards blackjack section, (www.wizardofodds.com/blackjack) read the rules, open the basic strategy chart in one window then open bovada.lv in another and practice for several weeks.

The casinos wouldn't offer a game that would consistently let someone win, the only way to do that with blackjack is card counting. Which is much more difficult and less lucrative than most people have time for.
hmmm23
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July 12th, 2013 at 11:45:27 AM permalink
Quote: drussell0208

The way you post makes you seem like a troll.



Was that the suspicion about this poster, that he was a Troll? I see his ID name's in red, does that have any meaning?

I'm hoping for the suspected Troll explanation because otherwise the treatment afforded to this kid, who very reasonably asked a blackjack MB how to begin learning blackjack, was disgraceful.

I never like it when posters attack the grammar and spelling of others (my view is: who cares?), especially when those folks might be posting in their 2nd or 3rd language. I always want to ask the attackers, "how perfect would your grammar be if you had to post to this board in German / Russian / Mandarin / whatever?"
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