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December 18th, 2014 at 6:09:22 AM permalink
Quote: Tanko

Yeah, we wouldn't want to do that, would we.

That's why they call it 'Blackjack for Dummies'.

Baccarat is nothing more than a carnival game.

Absolutely no skills are necessary.

One only has to flat bet Banker every hand to optimize their chance of winning anything.

Read what the Wizard of Odds has written on the game for all you will ever need to know about Baccarat.

People have gone bankrupt and committed suicide in the past six centuries think there was a key to beating the game hidden in the patterns, and/or using ruinous bet progression systems.

Defend your bankroll and study a skill-based game like Blackjack.

Don't blow it on a carnival game.



BAM! What Tanko said but I highly do not recommend BJ in Vegas in any way because the game is populated by that 6/5 CSM crap. There are 3/2 games left but you are going to waste much time to find them. Or head to PA where there is still respect for the game.

Back in the days of BJ pre-Thorpe getting 21 the payout was 2/1! Then when Thorpe came into the scene the payout was lowered to 3/2. The revelations of the MIT teams around the late 90s early 2000s caused another stir leading to 6/5 and other manipulations of the game to what is so unplayable now in many of the Vegas casinos today.

Heh. You gotta love these baccarat threads and all the posts that follow. It's a pandemonium at its very finest. A casino game that instills such madness and "anger" amongst the masses at and off the tables. Baccarat is fine as it is at the moment. Just like the pre-Thorpe BJ days for the game.
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December 18th, 2014 at 6:38:08 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

confused aS the questiOn was posed to, and I specifiCally quoted: dmsr
yet you Kindly answered.

dam i hate when that haPpens.

i commented to yoU, but i had not asked anything, and it was the other day. you had already rePlied to others within that time, yet now you rePly immediately after i
pose a quEsTion to DMSR.

i'm sure you can understand my confusion.



I would be more than happy to answer your curiosity but I am deeply offended once again by you.

First you spell my name wrong. Then you go ahead and started to type in alternating caps. Ohhhhh that just irks me to no end.

Look you will get your answer of course but it is going to take time. Once your post count reaches 5831.8733742882372482732282372482372988382832224628264628246282462 come back to me again.
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December 18th, 2014 at 6:47:38 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

I would be more than happy to answer your curiosity but I am deeply offended once again by you.

First you spell my name wrong. Then you go ahead and started to type in alternating caps. Ohhhhh that just irks me to no end.

Look you will get your answer of course but it is going to take time. Once your post count reaches 10,000 come back to me again.

Once again, I'm confused. Why are you quoting something I asked lovebacgame? And he answered a question I asked you?

My question to you was asked in a proper fashion.
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look closer.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 18th, 2014 at 6:52:05 AM permalink
It is not even 8 AM yet and you have totally gotten me both confused and incensed. Now I need to head to the gym before I hit the Strip for a few days before the craziness arrives come January/February.

You misspelled my name. That is a human rights violation all around!

I can't take it anymore. I can't. I just can't.
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December 18th, 2014 at 6:57:06 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

me both confused

Someone definitely got something confused. Seems clear to me.


Waite until you look closer, then you may really be incensed.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 18th, 2014 at 7:38:39 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

I highly do not recommend BJ in Vegas in any way because the game is populated by that 6/5 CSM crap. There are 3/2 games left but you are going to waste much time to find them. Or head to PA where there is still respect for the game.



6/5 is not Blackjack. It is '21'.

He's a trucker who drives 48 States.

He can find the good games.
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December 18th, 2014 at 8:06:57 AM permalink
Quote: Tanko


Baccarat is nothing more than a carnival game.

Don't blow it on a carnival game.



https://wizardofvegas.com/image/a/wizard_seal_lg.jpg
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December 18th, 2014 at 8:09:49 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

Wait until you look closer, then you may really be incensed.


Baccarat speak?
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December 18th, 2014 at 8:44:20 AM permalink
I am very sorry AxleWolf. I post it from the phone. I did not realized it not for me. It was late into the night of my driving shift. I was doing a 30 minutes break in Illinois. I was kind of fatigue. Again I am sorry.
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December 18th, 2014 at 10:44:29 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

then you may really be incensed.



Oh I am fuming right now. Fuming to the highest degree possible.

Now everyone involved is shooting in all directions. Like any baccarat thread that is out there. LOL.

Also you need your trifecta back. Or just get your Ernie back in here. Bert is not as effective without his Ernie.

Now Axel et al. Put this thing out of its misery.
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December 18th, 2014 at 3:05:50 PM permalink
Quote: lovebacgame

I am very sorry AxleWolf. I post it from the phone. I did not realized it not for me. It was late into the night of my driving shift. I was doing a 30 minutes break in Illinois. I was kind of fatigue. Again I am sorry.

I figured you would be on soon after, unfortunately you just missed DMSCR.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 18th, 2014 at 9:15:24 PM permalink
And the great Axel has reset things back to zero point as intended. Bravo.
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December 18th, 2014 at 9:37:31 PM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

And the great Axel has reset things back to zero point as intended. Bravo.

Don't you have a truck to drive? Or is it table games? Sorry I got confused since you both seemingly answer for one another ;)
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 19th, 2014 at 6:19:33 AM permalink
LOL.

You are a real hoot Axie. Don't you know? The Singularity has arrived. We will all become one. Resistance is futile. Enjoy this back and forth while it lasts.
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December 19th, 2014 at 7:27:14 AM permalink
Where is Sox Fan in all this hey, hey? And don't forget Johno. I sure wish the mods would quit denying him entry here, he is also a hoot.
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December 19th, 2014 at 11:07:52 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

LOL.

You are a real hoot Axie. Don't you know? The Singularity has arrived. We will all become one. Resistance is futile. Enjoy this back and forth while it lasts.

You must have had that pot of coffee set and prepaid for 5am. Normally you're confused and incensed anytime before 8. It's a good thing, because I'm slightly less confused as whom I'm talking with.

However since I'm still confused (slightly less) DjAxel will dedicate this song to both you and Lovebacgame
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 19th, 2014 at 11:18:03 AM permalink
I prefer a different song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vLwgQOF7o

Loser, one of my alltime favorites, saw the Dead perform it a bunch of times.


If I had a gun for every ace that I had drawn
I could arm a town the size of Abilene
Don't you push me baby, 'cause I'm moaning low
And you know I'm only in it for the gold

All that I am asking for is ten gold dollars (note 1)
And I could pay you back with one good hand
You can look around at the wide world over
But you'll never find another honest man

Last fair deal in the country, sweet Susie (note 2)
Last fair deal in the town
Put your gold money where your love is baby
Before you let my deal go down

Don't you push me baby, 'cause I'm moaning low
Well I know a little something you won't ever know
Don't you touch hard liquor, just a cup of cold coffee
Gonna get up in the morning and go

Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on an inside straight
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time
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December 19th, 2014 at 11:29:56 AM permalink
Quote: terapined

I prefer a different song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6vLwgQOF7o

Loser, one of my alltime favorites, saw the Dead perform it a bunch of times.


If I had a gun for every ace that I had drawn
I could arm a town the size of Abilene
Don't you push me baby, 'cause I'm moaning low
And you know I'm only in it for the gold

All that I am asking for is ten gold dollars (note 1)
And I could pay you back with one good hand
You can look around at the wide world over
But you'll never find another honest man

Last fair deal in the country, sweet Susie (note 2)
Last fair deal in the town
Put your gold money where your love is baby
Before you let my deal go down

Don't you push me baby, 'cause I'm moaning low
Well I know a little something you won't ever know
Don't you touch hard liquor, just a cup of cold coffee
Gonna get up in the morning and go

Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shines
Come to daddy on an inside straight
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time

I felt the other was more fitting and is left to interpretation, perhaps the character in the song is both a gambler and a truck driver, or none of the above.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 19th, 2014 at 11:45:02 AM permalink
Baby Boomers........
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December 19th, 2014 at 11:54:06 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

Baby Boomers........

Yep, but YOU are going to get the Nobamacare bill :-)

BTW, Axel, "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" would be a solid second choice.
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December 19th, 2014 at 12:33:04 PM permalink
To anyone listening out there....

WE NEED MORE TINFOIL!
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December 20th, 2014 at 4:24:34 AM permalink
Quote: DMSCR

To anyone listening out there....

WE NEED MORE TINFOIL!

That's what happens when YOU use it all up.

My government spies took pictures of your house


http://lifelisted.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tin-foil-cover-room.png

WARNING This may get you excited http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/ac4ec7baa8.jpg


"To anyone listening out there...." Is definitely something a guy who has lots of Tinfoil would say. Or even a truck driver.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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December 20th, 2014 at 7:05:25 AM permalink
Quote: AxelWolf

My government spies took pictures of your house

http://lifelisted.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tin-foil-cover-room.png



While traveling in Mexico more than forty years ago, someone I once knew saw a shack on the roadside covered completely in tin Coca Cola signs.

The signs were likely used for waterproofing.

He asked his driver to pull over so he could take a few pictures of the place.

As he got out of the car, a woman speaking Spanish, ran out of the shack clutching an infant in one arm while waving frantically toward him with the other.

Thinking the woman wanted to be paid, he told the driver "Tell her I'll pay. I'll pay."

The driver knew what she really wanted, but he relayed the offer anyway and the woman nodded in acceptance.

Seeing this, my friend grabbed some spare pesos from his pocket and handed them to the woman, who then handed him the infant.

My friend asked the driver, "What's this?".

The amused driver responded, "You just bought her baby for thirty-five cents".

It was never about money.

She only wanted someone to take her child to a better life.
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December 20th, 2014 at 9:09:45 AM permalink
Every time I see this thread on recent posts I hope it is varmenti with a new alias. I hope all is well with him. He never mentions gambling on his Facebook page.
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December 20th, 2014 at 10:05:32 AM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Every time I see this thread on recent posts I hope it is varmenti with a new alias. I hope all is well with him. He never mentions gambling on his Facebook page.



WHO THE HECK IS Varmenti?

Sounds like a name that should have THE GREAT... in front of it.

Just say'n.


Add on: Looks like he tired of the nonsense.
Nonsense is a very hard thing to keep up. Just ask the Wizard and company.
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December 20th, 2014 at 10:16:38 AM permalink
Quote: Kerkebet

WHO THE HECK IS Varmenti?

Sounds like a name that should have THE GREAT... in front of it.

Just say'n.


Add on: Looks like he tired of the nonsense.



If that is you varmenti, please PM me. I won't spoil your secret
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December 20th, 2014 at 10:21:24 AM permalink
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If that is you varmenti, please PM me. I won't spoil your secret



The answer you seek is right in front of you.
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October 20th, 2016 at 6:25:50 AM permalink
Me and my friend play along the same lines, just a little different. We have used this our method at Commerce Casino in California (card club) and we bet 1 unit banker and 1 unit Player, until 2 in a row hit, then 3rd hand we both bet on the trend (banker or player) if we win 3rd hand we bet again the same until trend ends.

We then bet 1 unit banker and 1 unit player until another 2 in a row hits (banker 2 in a row or player 2 in a row) and repeat the process. If we get a tie, we start over, 1 unit banker and 1 unit player. We have set a goal of 15 units profit and we walk. We have noted that one shoe (8 decks) has 1 to 2 runs of 4 to 6 bankers or players in a row. So far we have tried this method on 8 different occasions and have walked out of the casino with $130 to $150 each profit per visit.

We bet $10 units, sometimes $15 units. Hey it may take us 4 to 5 hours to reach our unit goal, but its been working for us. All I can say is, its been working for us so far!! The way we play might be a little different then above and a little boring but hey at the end of the day, its about walking out of the casino with a profit. We also flat bet all the way through the shoe. We keep it simple and settle for 2 to 4 units profit per shoe.
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October 20th, 2016 at 11:40:01 AM permalink
In the long run it won't win and Im the short run the only reason you are ahead is variance-
Please NO ONE think this will work
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October 20th, 2016 at 2:54:07 PM permalink
Sigh another varmenti tease. Will the real varmenti please stand up.

To the new user, why does it make sense to bet 1 and 1. You are either breaking even or losing the commission. There is no point that you make money.

If you are waiting for the streak then sit out the 1 and 1 hand and bet accordingly after that hand.
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November 1st, 2016 at 8:54:48 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

Sigh another varmenti tease. Will the real varmenti please stand up.

To the new user, why does it make sense to bet 1 and 1. You are either breaking even or losing the commission. There is no point that you make money.

If you are waiting for the streak then sit out the 1 and 1 hand and bet accordingly after that hand.

I think I seen him in smoky karaoke bar singing Don't Stop Believing to B79. They both smelled of wine and cheap perfume.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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November 2nd, 2016 at 12:02:30 AM permalink
varmenti completely disappeared from our place not long after this thread petered out.
get second you pig
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November 2nd, 2016 at 3:28:34 AM permalink
Quote: ontariodealer

varmenti completely disappeared from our place not long after this thread petered out.



I assume he went broke. I have mentioned that I am friends with him on face book. Actually his 3 names and his gf. He has 1 that was for back and the other 2 are "real". Never once has he posted anything about gambling. Just weird
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November 3rd, 2016 at 8:24:05 PM permalink
Here is my system:

I go in with a bankroll of $400. I try to find the prettiest girl dealing baccarat. Then I bet $400 all on banker. After winning, I ask for a date then I go find another baccarat game. Rinse and repeat. This is the best system in existence. You will never lose. Paypal me 10% of your winnings.
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November 4th, 2016 at 5:48:19 AM permalink
Quote: alphastorm

Here is my system:

I go in with a bankroll of $400. I try to find the prettiest girl dealing baccarat. Then I bet $400 all on banker. After winning, I ask for a date then I go find another baccarat game. Rinse and repeat. This is the best system in existence. You will never lose. Paypal me 10% of your winnings.



What if I drive a miatta?
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November 4th, 2016 at 7:52:31 PM permalink
Quote: GWAE

What if I drive a miatta?



I would require 20% of your winnings for using my system.
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November 18th, 2016 at 4:20:42 PM permalink
I've been playing baccarat betting a couple of times from the baccarat website . I will tell you my observation, I noticed that when it comes to this strategy is usually they are waiting for the other to get ahead of 3 steps ahead of the other player an if its like even shoe you will definitely lose and back at yes 0 position. Anyone can enlighten me more?
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