aceofspades
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November 25th, 2015 at 3:57:25 PM permalink
Nice win for this gentleman from Texas

article LV Sun


MrV
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:21:52 PM permalink
Hey Ernie, why you look so glum?

Heck, not only can you afford a haircut, now you can buy the whole danged barbershop.
"What, me worry?"
DrawingDead
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:33:09 PM permalink
Perhaps he's contemplating the 1.9+ million long-lost relatives and old friends he's about to meet.
Suck dope, watch TV, make up stuff, be somebody on the internet.
aceofspades
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:36:19 PM permalink
Playing the BIG machine by an emergency exit door — who plays those machines?
MrV
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:39:49 PM permalink
Quote: aceofspades

Playing the BIG machine by an emergency exit door — who plays those machines?



The obvious answer:

WINNERS!
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:49:13 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

Hey Ernie, why you look so glum?

Heck, not only can you afford a haircut, now you can buy the whole danged barbershop.



He is pissed about the taxes.
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aceofspades
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November 25th, 2015 at 4:57:45 PM permalink
Ernie is the "honey badger" of jackpot winners!
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November 25th, 2015 at 6:13:35 PM permalink
I haven't been to Laughlin in some time, but I have to say the quality of the cocktail waitresses, as evidenced by the one on the other side of the picture from Ernie... is improving.
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November 25th, 2015 at 11:56:58 PM permalink
The article says thats his girlfriend..... Probably not for much longer.
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November 26th, 2015 at 12:31:30 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

Hey Ernie, why you look so glum?



He's still down a $100.
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November 26th, 2015 at 12:35:19 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

He's still down a $100.

LOL.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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November 26th, 2015 at 12:39:08 AM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

I haven't been to Laughlin in some time, but I have to say the quality of the cocktail waitresses, as evidenced by the one on the other side of the picture from Ernie... is improving.

Actually there been a few gems in Laughlin they are usually very friendly as well.
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
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November 26th, 2015 at 5:27:22 AM permalink
Quote: MrV

Hey Ernie, why you look so glum?

Heck, not only can you afford a haircut, now you can buy the whole danged barbershop.



They made him take his oxygen tank off for the photo.
A falling knife has no handle.
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November 26th, 2015 at 6:59:55 AM permalink
My guess is that he called his boss and told him to "shove it" only to find out he is only getting $46k a year for the next 25 years.
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November 26th, 2015 at 7:02:28 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

He's still down a $100.


You're not an AP if you hit a slot jackpot for $1.8 million and are STILL down money!!
DUHHIIIIIIIII HEARD THAT!
aceofspades
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November 26th, 2015 at 8:30:12 AM permalink
Quote: rxwine

He's still down a $100.



Quote: Ibeatyouraces

You're not an AP if you hit a slot jackpot for $1.8 million and are STILL down money!!




ROFL!
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November 26th, 2015 at 9:01:38 AM permalink
Girlfriend lent him the $20 to bet to which he agreed to split the winnings....

after paying taxes and the soon to be ex wife back in San Antonio when she sees this picture and all those lawyers fees he is going to wish he still had the $3 he wagered to hit the jackpot
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November 26th, 2015 at 9:07:14 AM permalink
And on top of all that the casino pumped DHMO into his drinks.
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November 27th, 2015 at 3:23:53 PM permalink
Quote: Ayecarumba

I haven't been to Laughlin in some time, but I have to say the quality of the cocktail waitresses, as evidenced by the one on the other side of the picture from Ernie... is improving.




Guess I'm the only one that thought that was hilarious!
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November 27th, 2015 at 3:34:25 PM permalink
Quote: standbymyman

Guess I'm the only one that thought that was hilarious!



No, I do now! I just didn't look at the picture again, didn't realize he was kidding and assumed I missed an actual attractive cocktail waitress in the picture.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-topic/gripes/11182-pet-peeves/120/#post815219
MrV
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November 27th, 2015 at 4:59:43 PM permalink
Yeah, that gal is just plain butt ugly.

Ernie's no prize, either.

Oh well, as Todd Rundgren once sang: "The love between the uglies is the most beautiful love of all."
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November 27th, 2015 at 5:25:21 PM permalink
Did that picture remind anyone else of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06nbOvtx9Jc
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