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October 24th, 2010 at 11:33:55 PM permalink
mkl654321
Member since: Aug 8, 2010
Threads: 65
Posts: 3412
Quote: EvenBob
LOL. Sure you did..


Why, lol, do you, lol, find that, lol, so difficult, lol, to believe? Is it because you, lol, are a consistent loser, lol, and therefore in your mind, lol, no one else could possibly be a winner, lol?

Tell you what, bozo. I will post my tax returns for 1996-2003 on this site as pdf files. But I'll only do it if you put up $25 (low cost verification fee, indeed). If, by the judgment of the posters on this forum, those tax returns do NOT show a gambling profit for all of those years, I will pay YOU $250. Put your money where your idiot mouth is, or shut up.

And you aren't entitled to call me a liar, you moron. Lol.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
October 24th, 2010 at 11:52:39 PM permalink
EvenBob
Member since: Jul 18, 2010
Threads: 231
Posts: 6406
Quote: mkl654321
Why, lol, do you, lol, find that, lol, so difficult, lol, to believe? Is it because you, lol, are a consistent loser, lol, and therefore in your mind, lol, no one else could possibly be a winner, lol?

Tell you what, bozo. I will post my tax returns for 1996-2003 on this site as pdf files. But I'll only do it if you put up $25 (low cost verification fee, indeed). If, by the judgment of the posters on this forum, those tax returns do NOT show a gambling profit for all of those years, I will pay YOU $250. Put your money where your idiot mouth is, or shut up.

And you aren't entitled to call me a liar, you moron. Lol.


LOL again. From my many years on forums, the only people who brag about how much money they win are the losers. The authentic big winners never talk about it. I'm sure you're the exception, however.
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
October 25th, 2010 at 12:16:21 AM permalink
mkl654321
Member since: Aug 8, 2010
Threads: 65
Posts: 3412
Quote: EvenBob
LOL again. From my many years on forums, the only people who brag about how much money they win are the losers. The authentic big winners never talk about it. I'm sure you're the exception, however.


El Stupido, I wasn't "bragging"--you'll notice, if you actually READ my posts, that I said I had very modest wins. And also, if you have the ability to read, my reason for mentioning that at all was in a discussion about income tax filing. I never won that much money, but I WAS slightly ahead for each of those eight years. Do I care whether an ignorant crapsack like you believes me? No!
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
October 25th, 2010 at 12:38:06 AM permalink
EvenBob
Member since: Jul 18, 2010
Threads: 231
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Quote: mkl654321
I wasn't "bragging"-- I never won that much money


Oh, so when you said "(and paid hefty taxes on that profit)", the word 'hefty' has a different meaning in your world. You paid hefty taxes on not 'that much money'. Wow, the IRS must hate your guts, huh. Whatever..

LOL!
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
October 25th, 2010 at 3:12:23 PM permalink
thecesspit
Member since: Apr 19, 2010
Threads: 38
Posts: 3108
Quote: EvenBob
LOL again. From my many years on forums, the only people who brag about how much money they win are the losers. The authentic big winners never talk about it. I'm sure you're the exception, however.


So your not putting up the cash to win the bet he offers?
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept through nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire, for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
October 25th, 2010 at 6:46:45 PM permalink
mkl654321
Member since: Aug 8, 2010
Threads: 65
Posts: 3412
Quote: thecesspit
So your not putting up the cash to win the bet he offers?


Well, of course, the tax forms don't prove anything by themselves--I could have been losing all those years, but chosen to declare winnings instead just for the fun of paying taxes on that money that I didn't actually win.

Lol, as some people here are wont to say.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.---George Bernard Shaw
October 25th, 2010 at 7:39:51 PM permalink
JerryLogan
Member since: Jun 28, 2010
Threads: 26
Posts: 1344
Quote: mkl654321
Well, of course, the tax forms don't prove anything by themselves--I could have been losing all those years, but chosen to declare winnings instead just for the fun of paying taxes on that money that I didn't actually win.

Lol, as some people here are wont to say.


Now the idiot's being exposed for what he really is--a liar who constantly tries to impress with BS. He said he'd show tax returns because he knows they prove zero and he can submit falsified re-do's from any past year.
October 25th, 2010 at 8:48:17 PM permalink
EvenBob
Member since: Jul 18, 2010
Threads: 231
Posts: 6406
Quote: JerryLogan
Now the idiot's being exposed for what he really is--a liar who constantly tries to impress with BS. He said he'd show tax returns because he knows they prove zero and he can submit falsified re-do's from any past year.


Tax forms prove zero, they can be faked all day long. Nobody can prove they win in the casino except by a live demo. Thats why bragging about it on a forum is always dumb.
One casino owner to another: "It would be so much easier if we could just hit them over the head, steal their money, and throw their bodies in the creek." Al Swearengen, Deadwood
October 27th, 2010 at 9:37:28 PM permalink
thecesspit
Member since: Apr 19, 2010
Threads: 38
Posts: 3108
Quote: EvenBob
Tax forms prove zero, they can be faked all day long. Nobody can prove they win in the casino except by a live demo. Thats why bragging about it on a forum is always dumb.


But you an't even prove they are losers....
"Then you can admire the real gambler, who has neither eaten, slept through nor lived, he has so smarted under the scourge of his martingale, so suffered on the rack of his desire, for a coup at trente-et-quarante" - Honore de Balzac, 1829
October 31st, 2010 at 9:03:29 PM permalink
SOOPOO
Member since: Aug 8, 2010
Threads: 49
Posts: 1324
LOL LOL LOL I went to this thread to post about my favorite restaurant- Makino, a sushi buffet, and I of course had to read mkl calling JL an idiot, JL calling mkl a liar....
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