Soul purchase contract

Quote: DorothyGale

I don't see why Mr. W. doesn't take immediate possession. Where does it say that the seller has to die first? I think Mr. W. owns it outright right now.

I believe it was mentioned up-thread. I dind't read the contract.

Anwyay, what can the Wizard do with the soul now?

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As for the things you are selling (a juicy long list), I'll bid $5 for your moral compass, and for only this lifetime, but you have to come up with a rock solid contract. What direction does it point? Remember, I live in Kansas, so I know my way around a compass.

Surely you jest. It's first rate and it's absolutely, possitively always right, with the rare exception when it's not. It points towards good, what did you expect?

I wonder if I should list the set on eBay. I could set a minnimum bid of $1,000. It's not like selling a kidney.

Better yet a soul exchange website. It would work like a commodity exchange, but would deal only in human intangibles.

BTW is it true there's no Kansas City in Kansas?

Quote: Nareed

BTW is it true there's no Kansas City in Kansas?

Here in Kansas we refer to KCK and KCM (or just KC). Yes, there is a KCK. The two are neighbors, just over the border. There is a very cool liberal subculture in KCK, but you have to look hard to find it.

I think ebay put the kibosh on selling human intangibles several years ago.

--Dorothy

Quote: Nareed

Actually it stays right where it is, ...

Oooooo. Let's move this back to the GLBT topic.

Quote: Nareed

... I wonder if I should list the set on eBay. I could set a minnimum bid of $1,000. It's not like selling a kidney. ...

You might want to consider what kind of absolute proof of delivery you would be able to secure. Can you imagine the criminal & civil suits claiming fraud?

Quote: DorothyGale

Here in Kansas we refer to KCK and KCM (or just KC). Yes, there is a KCK. The two are neighbors, just over the border. There is a very cool liberal subculture in KCK, but you have to look hard to find it.

So you do have a football team of sorts to cause you ulcers.

I sued to know someone who lived in South Sioux City, Nebraska, right accross the broder from Sioux City, Iowa. The latter is famous for a United DC-10 that amde a semisuccessful crash-landind there.

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I think ebay put the kibosh on selling human intangibles several years ago.

Probably someone sold his soul several times over. People just dont' respect contracts anymore.

Oh, well, I can always set up shop by myself. I should buy shares of the Moon while I'm at it.

Quote: Wizard

Oooooo. Let's move this back to the GLBT topic.

Sorry. I didn't intend to post about that and DJ's post caught me by surprise.

Quote: Doc

You might want to consider what kind of absolute proof of delivery you would be able to secure. Can you imagine the criminal & civil suits claiming fraud?

How do you deliver an intangible good? The only fraud would be to sell your soul to several independent buyers.

Quote: Wizard

Oooooo. Let's move this back to the GLBT topic.

Yeah, well, I was hoping that I was being vague enough that Nareed would simply give the correct reply of "LOL", and not give us all vivid mental pictures that won't go away...

Quote: Nareed

Sorry. I didn't intend to post about that and DJ's post caught me by surprise.

I'll take the blame on this one...

Quote: DJTeddyBear

I'll take the blame on this one...

It's very kind of you to take the blame. Thank you.

Just for that I'll knock 15% off my soul should you decide to purchase it ;)

Quote: Nareed

Just for that I'll knock 15% off my soul should you decide to purchase it ;)

Now that Mr. W. has set the pace, I will buy your soul, Nareed. I trust that you are not just saying these things here to look cool. So, I bid $10 (Mr. W. seems to have set the price point). Perhaps Mr. W. will outbid me.

--Dorothy