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March 20th, 2017 at 11:40:08 PM permalink
Quote: onenickelmiracle

Game shows don't just put people on randomly. Even for the price is right, they select people based on how entertaining or likable the people will be on camera. I'm sure the producers prod people to act how they do, such as debating a simple choice.



My question, ONM, is whether you checked that troll ' s feet for horseshoes before you posted him. Otherwise, he's a sockpuppet and must be banned.
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onenickelmiracle
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March 21st, 2017 at 12:26:12 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

My question, ONM, is whether you checked that troll ' s feet for horseshoes before you posted him. Otherwise, he's a sockpuppet and must be banned.

That's not funny without the :). Otherwise it feels threatening. It has rights under the troll protection act of 2017. It cannot be found guilty of being a troll until it admits to being a troll.
Looks like sh!t just got imaginary!
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March 23rd, 2017 at 2:04:43 AM permalink
A barber posts a sign in the window that says, "I shave all those men in the town, and only those men who do not shave themselves."



So, the question is: Does the barber shave himself?
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March 23rd, 2017 at 7:39:39 AM permalink
The well known symbol of the barber is the red, blue and white striped barber pole.

It arose long ago during Medieval times; the red stripe symbolizes blood, as barbers used to perform surgery and tooth extractions.
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March 23rd, 2017 at 11:09:22 AM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

A barber posts a sign in the window that says, "I shave all those men in the town, and only those men who do not shave themselves."



So, the question is: Does the barber shave himself?



No. He doesn't live in town.
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March 23rd, 2017 at 11:55:02 AM permalink
Quote: lilredrooster

So, the question is: Does the barber shave himself?


Quote: RS

No. He doesn't live in town.

"... himself"?
"He ...."?

Why do you both seem to assume that the barber is a man?
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March 23rd, 2017 at 12:01:34 PM permalink
I saw an older lady sitting next to me at the casino with blonde hair and a thick dark mustache as thick as a man's that hasn't shaved in two days. Why doesn't he shave the women too?
Looks like sh!t just got imaginary!
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March 23rd, 2017 at 12:45:05 PM permalink
Quote: MrV

The well known symbol of the barber is the red, blue and white striped barber pole.

It arose long ago during Medieval times; the red stripe symbolizes blood, as barbers used to perform surgery and tooth extractions.




I'm pretty sure that's where the word "barberarian" came from. It used to be "barberarian" and the PC people changed it to "barbarian" so as not to offend female stylists.
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March 23rd, 2017 at 12:49:26 PM permalink
Quote: RS

No. He doesn't live in town.



True. But he's moving to town and he doesn't know if when he gets there he should shave himself or not. I heard he was thinking of just taking down the sign.
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March 23rd, 2017 at 1:07:54 PM permalink
Quote: Doc

"... himself"?
"He ...."?

Why do you both seem to assume that the barber is a man?



What, have you ever heard of a woman barber?!
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