99 Days, 99 Vegas Facts.

In honour of there being 99 days left until I fly out to Vegas, I have decided to manage my palpable [over]excitement and track the coundown by posting a fact about the Strip and the surrounding area in the hope of educating, entertaining or in my case distracting for a few mintues.

Here is Todays, for all you single fellas out there.


99:"Don't listen to your buddies, your brother-in-law's cousin, your college frat brothers or anyone else who would like to tell you otherwise. Prostitution is not legal in Vegas (part of Clark County). However, prostitution is legal in Pahrump, Nev., (part of neighboring Nye County, about 45 minutes away). Different county, different laws."

Source: Vegas.com

That is indeed true. Same could be said for Macau, where it is even more blatant, yet not technically legal. In both places law enforcement mostly turns a blind eye to any side deals an escort, stripper, or masseuse make in the privacy of a hotel room.

Hmmm....
What are we to infer by the fact that THAT is the FIRST of your 99 facts?

Quote: DJTeddyBear

Hmmm....
What are we to infer by the fact that THAT is the FIRST of your 99 facts?

Why Sir, I am sure I have no idea what you are talking about. :P

Yeah I tend to like the "full service" remarks in those little magazines. Everything's inferred, but definitely not for the $79 price on the cover. I would like to see what you get for just the cover price one day.

Quote: ahiromu

Yeah I tend to like the "full service" remarks in those little magazines. Everything's inferred, but definitely not for the $79 price on the cover. I would like to see what you get for just the cover price one day.

This is getting out of my area, but I think that just gets the girl through the door. Then she asks what you want to do, and you negotiate from there.

Quote: Wizard

Quote: ahiromu

Yeah I tend to like the "full service" remarks in those little magazines. Everything's inferred, but definitely not for the $79 price on the cover. I would like to see what you get for just the cover price one day.

This is getting out of my area, but I think that just gets the girl through the door. Then she asks what you want to do, and you negotiate from there.

Yeah, definitely to get you through the door.

Last summer I had a VERY attractive woman proposition me in the elevator bank at THEHotel at Mandalay Bay for $1K per hour. hahaha...

When I was walking down the strip last week a guy said "free limo rides to strip clubs" and I said to him "Do you have any male strippers?" he said they are at some place called "Ocean Gardens" do the strippers there show the good stuff or hide it in a G string like in thunder from down under (ugh never go nothing but a buncha screaming annoying girls)?

My understanding is that Clark County is one of the few jurisdictions in the country in which you can legally pay a woman to dance nude in a private setting. If my understanding is correct, then the notion that prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas is somewhat irrelevant.

Quote: Jumboshrimps

My understanding is that Clark County is one of the few jurisdictions in the country in which you can legally pay a woman to dance nude in a private setting. If my understanding is correct, then the notion that prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas is somewhat irrelevant.

Sort of like the antique car swap meet I was at once. Sign read "Bolts $3.00 Free Beer with every one purchased." Got them around the liquor sales license for the 3 days they were there.