One day, I rolled the dice,
Hit her in the head real nice,
Threw them bones not once but twice,
I set the point, it did suffice.
Stickman was an Asian ho,
Stunk like hell, she had BO,
I rubbed my nose and squeezed a fart,
In her direction, it did start.
Tipped the dealers every point,
Smiled as I stunk up the joint,
Hit 5 Yos straight in a row,
DI master in the flow.
Knew it had to end sometime,
Long ass roll sung Clementine,
7-out, the table groaned,
He hit my chips!, some fat guy moaned.
Left the table in a roar,
My feet soaring on the floor,
Won some blacks and purples too,
Like IP Man with my dice Kung Fu.
Posted all my winnings here,
Went inside and out one ear,
No one thinks a guy can win,
Nine craps times out of craps Ten.
“Know where to find information and how to use it; that is the secret of success.” – Albert Einstein