WatchMeWin
WatchMeWin
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April 28th, 2017 at 5:32:47 AM permalink
I love Craps
Its my favorite game
Making lots of money
with no one to blame

I love Craps
Watch me roll the dice
Rumblin and tumblin
Im in Paradise

...... jump in guys and continue the song.
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
MrV
MrV
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April 28th, 2017 at 6:59:40 AM permalink
Every day I roll dem bones

Gotta keep feedin' my gamblin' jones

Money's all gone, and so's my wife

But hey that's cool, it's the gamblin' life
Last edited by: MrV on Apr 28, 2017
"What, me worry?"
WatchMeWin
WatchMeWin
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April 28th, 2017 at 8:04:40 AM permalink
haha.... nice MrV... It is now the Craps Blues !

Cause we got the Blues... baby
The Seven Out Blues

Just early this mornin
I rolled up to my joint
Watched six different shooters
That could not make one point

So I said to the dealer
Please give me them rocks
So I rolled with a fury
And made every box

The pit boss said son
You sure know how to throw
I said I made a few dollars
And now I must go
'Winners hit n run... Losers stick around'
AxelWolf
AxelWolf
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April 28th, 2017 at 10:44:41 AM permalink
Ploppys love craps cus its the boss even though it's a loss with every toss

Even though it's a suckers game they treat it like an AP just the same.
Last edited by: AxelWolf on Apr 28, 2017
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
djatc
djatc
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RS
April 28th, 2017 at 12:31:50 PM permalink
Makin' my way downtown
Grunting and snapping fast,
And I'm home-bound

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
HornHighYo11
HornHighYo11
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April 28th, 2017 at 7:55:03 PM permalink
Now from a true professional:

This song is by Sammy Davis Jr..

One day I'll have me a
Chauffeur... and a block long limousine
Eee-o-Eleven.
Eee-o-Eleven.

Someday I'll have me a penthouse.
Stacks and stacks of folding green.
Eee-o-Eleven.
Eee-o-Eleven.

It's all a state of mind.
Whether or not you'll fine.
That place down there or heaven.
In the meantime.
Eee-o Eee -o
Eee - o- Eleven.
Eee- o - Eleven.
Eee- o -Eleven.

Show me a man without a dream.
And I'll show you a man that's dead.
Real Dead.

Once I had me a dream.
But that dream got kicked in the head.
Dream dead.

I nearly had me that chauffeur
And that block long limousine.
Eee-o-Eleven
Eee-o-Eleven

I nearly had me that penthouse.
All them stacks of folding green.
Eee-o-Eleven
Eleven.

Some Judge is gonna say.
I'm putting you away.
For four score years add seven.
In the meantime.
Eee-o-Eleven
Eee-o-Eleven
lilredrooster
lilredrooster
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April 29th, 2017 at 2:50:04 AM permalink
The night was bright
And the moon was yellow
And the leaves came tumblin' down

Well I was standin'
On the corner
When I heard my bulldog bark
He was barkin' at the peoples
Who was gamblin'
In the dark

StaggerLee, and Billy
Two men who gambled late
StaggerLee rolled a Seven
Billy claimed it was an Eight

StaggerLee, said Billy
You know you shouldn't done that
You took all my money
And my brand new Stetson hat

StaggerLee, cried Billy
Please don't take my life
I gots three lil chillun
And a very sickly wife
Last edited by: lilredrooster on Apr 29, 2017
everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
JoelDeze
JoelDeze
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April 29th, 2017 at 7:00:06 PM permalink
One day, I rolled the dice,
Hit her in the head real nice,
Threw them bones not once but twice,
I set the point, it did suffice.

Stickman was an Asian ho,
Stunk like hell, she had BO,
I rubbed my nose and squeezed a fart,
In her direction, it did start.

Tipped the dealers every point,
Smiled as I stunk up the joint,
Hit 5 Yos straight in a row,
DI master in the flow.

Knew it had to end sometime,
Long ass roll sung Clementine,
7-out, the table groaned,
He hit my chips!, some fat guy moaned.

Left the table in a roar,
My feet soaring on the floor,
Won some blacks and purples too,
Like IP Man with my dice Kung Fu.

Posted all my winnings here,
Went inside and out one ear,
No one thinks a guy can win,
Nine craps times out of craps Ten.
“Know where to find information and how to use it; that is the secret of success.” – Albert Einstein
AxelWolf
AxelWolf
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April 30th, 2017 at 4:18:04 AM permalink
18 yo's in a row, didn't bet once, what a dunce.
Last edited by: AxelWolf on Apr 30, 2017
♪♪Now you swear and kick and beg us That you're not a gamblin' man Then you find you're back in Vegas With a handle in your hand♪♪ Your black cards can make you money So you hide them when you're able In the land of casinos and money You must put them on the table♪♪ You go back Jack do it again roulette wheels turinin' 'round and 'round♪♪ You go back Jack do it again♪♪
betwthelines
betwthelines
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April 30th, 2017 at 4:58:07 AM permalink
I had a friend named The Ramblin' Bob
He used to steal, gamble, and rob
He thought he was the smartest guy around
Well I found out last Monday
That Bob got locked up Sunday
They've got him in the jailhouse way downtown

He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well I told him once or twice
To stop playin' cards and a-shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now

Ah di o-dalee eehee dee-o ti
Ah di o-dalee ee oh dee-o ti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee

Bob like to play his poker
Pinochle, whist and euchre
But shootin' dice
Was his favorite game
But he got throwed in jail
With nobody to go his bail
The judge done said that he refused the fine

He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well I told him once or twice
To stop playin' cards and a-shootin' dice
He's in the jailhouse now

Ah di o-dalee eehee hee
Ah di o-dalee eehee hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee
"You can't EXPECT to win. But you CAN play Tough"...tom p, 1974

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