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beachbumbabs
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June 17th, 2013 at 7:38:00 AM permalink
Don't know if this is getting played anywhere for real, but this is from the Shufflemaster sim; just thought it might give somebody a 5 Second Energy boost...lol.

If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
FleaStiff
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June 17th, 2013 at 7:43:41 AM permalink
Hey, if that 261,800.00 win ain't yours, quick.... hit the change bet button and see if you can get it.
What ya' got to lose?
Buzzard
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June 17th, 2013 at 8:37:41 AM permalink
Babs, you do realize, that despite the attempts of a " benevolent dictator" to hide it, the actual name of this game is
Raise It Up, STUD ?
Shed not for her the bitter tear Nor give the heart to vain regret Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that filled it Sparkles yet
RogerKint
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June 17th, 2013 at 8:55:14 AM permalink
It was in a casino near San Diego, CA for a while.
100% risk of ruin
beachbumbabs
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June 17th, 2013 at 12:47:13 PM permalink
Buzz....I hadn't read it quite like that, thanks for the laugh!

Here's a sidebar story for you....back 20 years ago, when air traffic control was fun, we were kidding around with slogans for the profession. For example, "Air Traffic Control: We haven't left one up there yet." (I always liked that one). So, at the state fair, I had them do one of those license plate frames for me. It said, "Female Air Traffic Controller: You Get It Up, I'll Guide It In". That stayed on my car less than a week; one of the female supervisors saw it there in the parking lot and filed a complaint against me. I was given the choice between removing it immediately or being charged with sexual harassment. Needless to say, I grabbed a screwdriver and headed out. Not, I have to admit, without a certain amount of whispered grumbling about killjoys....but can't deny I intended there to be an innuendo.

Political correctness is a two-edged sword.
If the House lost every hand, they wouldn't deal the game.
odiousgambit
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June 18th, 2013 at 6:54:55 AM permalink
Quote: beachbumbabs

can't deny I intended there to be an innuendo.



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