one hand of blackjack.
ask the dealer whether to hit/stand/split/surrender if u don't know strategy,
might have to put up $500 if its a split or double down.
~.4% house edge.
if u don't want any chance of risking your $, 1 hand of baccarat, playing as banker.
the dealer will let u know if u won or not.
if u win, u get $500 - $25 vig = $475
~1% house edge
bonus points if u play Macau baccarat.
if you are the highest bettor that round, u get to touch the cards.
u can do anything to those cards, including ripping it in half.
in Macau baccarat, a deck is only used once thus it doesn't matter what a player does to it, as long as the casino camera can recognize the card.
ie: you CANNOT light it on fire
Craps is paradise (Pair of dice).
Lets hear it for the SpeedCount Mathletes :)